You scanned a coach's card at a costume party and it worked. That's not luck — that's staffing.
The Coach is on premises and taking questions between plays.
Team Veterinarian. Six years at VCA — and as of this year, a full veterinarian. The franchise player of this family, officially.
Sis — this one's yours. Light it, wish big, blow it out.
Sign the roster so history knows you were on the field tonight.
One vote per phone. Democracy, but make it Cowboys.
Arrive hungry. The spread is the opening drive, and it does not punt.
Every costume gets scouted. Catwalks count as the 40-yard dash.
The candle drive (use the cake above), the toast, and the speech Sis pretends she doesn't want.
Two-minute warning is a rumor. We play until the whistle, and the whistle is asleep.
House rules: water always counts, everyone plays at their own pace, and the Coach's rulings are final and frequently biased.
The deck is shuffled, the stakes are sips, and the Coach accepts no instant replays.
The spooky sister-deck. Friendly scares only — the Coach banned the real kind.
Star or Tails. Call it in the air like you mean it — hesitation is a turnover.
Roll both dice. Whatever the flags say, that's the call. The booth will not review it.
One spin, one mission, no substitutions. The birthday star holds veto power and will not use it kindly.
Three questions between you and immortality. A perfect game opens something.
Draw a card, read it loud, count 3-2-1 — everybody points at the most likely person. The chosen one sips, and may deliver a short acceptance speech.
Group challenges for the entire party. Draw one, do it together, hit the button when it's done. The room's score lives here.
Questions about the birthday star. The whole room shouts guesses — closest answer wins, Sis confirms the truth, losers sip.
Five fingers up. Draw a card — if you've done it, finger down and sip. First to zero fingers tells the story. Those are the rules since forever.
Add your best shots — everybody at the party sees the same album, live. Tap a photo to enlarge it. Vote with the heart; the leader wears the Photo of the Night crown.
Enter your costume with a photo, then vote for the best-dressed in the building. The heart leader takes the crown — the Coach counts the votes at peak party.
It saves to the party book the second you post — and after the party, the Coach prints the whole book as a keepsake. Write like it's going in a frame.
Record a short video note for Sis — up to about 20 seconds. It posts to the party book and she keeps it forever.